Shut the FUCK up

I have survived my first week of school! I have to say that my schedule is fairly easy except for Wednesdays. Wednesdays are from 10am to 10pm. I have handled it better than I thought I would. Although I am scared about all the reading that I have to do. I am not a good reader, I usually have to re-read things cause I realize I can’t rememeber what I just read. Since I am somewhat retarded and I don’t understand how to read a syllabus I accidentally did two days worth of math homework so at least I don’t have that this weekend, and I read a chapter more than was necessary in my communications book and didn’t study for a quiz. I still did well on the quiz though.

It was suggested by several parties that I stay at school after and between classes to do my homework and reading. There are places to go that offer quiet environments with no distractions. This is an excellant idea that I have been trying to stick to as much as I can. At school there is a commons area with tables and chairs, a cafeteria area, study center, Campus connection, and of course the library where you can go to do your work etc.  The commons area is by the  front entrance, usually not too many people are there and it’s fairly quiet. Yesterday and today I just about choked the living shit out of a bunch of headbangers and loser frat-esque type guys that were ROCKIN OUT in the arcade. Yes, the arcade is located adjacent to the commons. Granted it’s pretty cool to have an arcade and I plan on shooting the crap out of some sniper bad guys and then racing some morotcycles but who the hell decided to put that right by the commons? So after listening to headbangers ball on full blast and the frat-esque boys screaming about some martial arts game I moved to the campus connection. Which is a sad excuse for a room. It’s basically two tables a bulletin board and a bunch of pamphlets and free magazines like Rent monthly or auto connection and a few copies of the Onion that are about 6 weeks old. Just as I settled in there a couple of elderly sorority girls set up camp for CRU “Christ thru University”. After trying to ignore their snickering and Ya’s from the girllsssss, I packed up and headed to the study center. So finally some peace and quiet where I can concentrate. For about 4 minutes until Sparky starts talking to students and chit chatting with anything that will give her the slightest notion of interest. Sparky is basically my age. A few years past the college age but she thinks she can be cool with everyone cause she’s still young. Then Sparky(who I call this because she sparks up a conversation with everyone she can including the troll janitor) starts talking to Marge. Marge is by far the sorriest excuse for a lesbian I have ever seen. It’s almost as if she is straight and pretending to be gay. She has the classic short semi spikey hair with the Lisa Loeb glasses and somewhat masculine walk and a voice that could shred wood. Marge talks so loud it echoes. ECHOES! I move to the other side of the study lab thinking somehow I can escape her voice and the loudest bag of chips ever that she decided to start eating from bouncing off every table, partition, computer, door, and please keep noise to a minimum, no eating, no cell phones sign. Where Bob is in his office coughing like he’s is about to die and trying to talk to someone on the phone about how his mother died and he left that account open to take care of any bills after her death and now it’s not inactive. So I packed up my bag and left hoping that I could get some work done even with all the distractions at home.