Desperately seeking something

I just ate a small bunch of grapes and then followed it up with five of these. Does that even out? They are only available year round in the candy stand next to the check out in certain stores and gas stations. Come Halloween time they come in bags for the trick o’ treaters. I almost came when I saw them. They can be hard to find and are usually gone before Halloween even hits, completely destroying your chance of buying 15 bags on clearance to ration out for the next year. I don’t know what it is that makes them so good. Let me try to describe. It’s similar in concept to a Nutty Bar. However, the peanut butter has a richer taste and the crisp wafers are a little thicker. The chocolate distribution is perfect, more than a nutty bar, enough to make the perfect mix with peanut butter but not too much that it overwhelms the crispy peanut buttery explosion in your mouth.

I never cared too much for Mcdonalds and the whole Monopoly craze in the past. But something has happened to me and I think I’m going to win something. For real. I have given myself some kind of permission to live like a slob and eat Mcdonald’s more than is humane. Last week I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast and dinner. IN THE SAME DAY!! I couldn’t believe it. It’s like something inside of you aches so bad for the Mcdonalds that you can’t control yourself. It’s like crack. I ate it again this morning. While sitting at school I realized I am so fat. I am uncomfortable in my body because I have never been this fat before. I keep wanting to just start a lifestyle change. Just go to the gym and workout and eat veggies and chicken for the rest of my life. But I can’t for some reason. Because I need to buy at LEAST a medium soda and large fries to get my game pieces. Thank god it’s only going on for a month. I will need to detox like the guy did in Supersize me.Everything he said in that movie is TRUE. If you don’t believe me you go eat Mcdonalds for a few days and see what happens. Just keep your hands of my game pieces bitch.