Dinner

I came home after spending all $150 worth of target gift cards I had on cat litter, Dawn, toilet paper,zantac, and tongs, and was so ravenously hungry that I ate a huge plate of bag salad. Complete with the stem in it, yum. Followed by a half a bag of cool ranch Doritos. Now I’m going to fall into a diabetic coma for an hour or so and when I wake up I’ll try and keep my eyes open and focused long enough to simplify polynomial long division <gag>.